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A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.
Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.
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Another word for weed, dope, or marijuana. Often times associated with concerts or music events.
What be it brah, you bring the brain food for that Marley concert?
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A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.
Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
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To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
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When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.
Who’s that?
Oh that’s Madison, she’s a small brain.
Aw, poor thing.
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These are two people that upon first interaction have an erie mental connection. This includes but is not limited to constantly reading the others person's mind, finishing sentences, sharing unspoken thoughts, jinxing, and laughing upon eye contact because they are both thinking the same thing. A brain twin knows how the other brain twin feels about most all people and topics. This is because brain twins think exactly the same way. Brain twins get along famously and develop close relationships. Other people will often feel like left out when brain twins get together. People may have more than one brain twin although it is extremely rare. Side note: Although not determinative, sexual feelings/tension are likely to develop with co-ed brain twins, due to the egocentric nature of humans.
Brain Twins 1&2 immediately after watching a rousing international hockey match at a local pub-
BT1: Soo...
/BT2 reaches for keys
(Simultaneously)
BT1: Your place??
BT2: My place??
/Intense Rough Sex
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A state wherein a person cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of chaos or stupidity in a situation, causing their brains to undergo vapor lock as they try to come to grips with the enormity of the particular error.
"That guy was so stupid when he shot himself in the foot that it gave me a brain wreck!"
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