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Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
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Internet Bitches have been around since the internet has been a normal at home technology. They are bitches that hate their lives and usually join subcultures such as Goths, Punks, and other bitchy groups. They are to afraid to raise their voice at school to those who they hate. So they go on the internet and bitch to other internet bitches, who in turn read each others complaints. Internet Bitches are essentially wusses who believe that raising their voice over the internet and crying with other Internet Bitches is an act of bravery. Internet Bitches often think themselves smarter, or greater than the people the complain about.
"Dear Blog,
Today some asshole wiggers were making fun of me, I was about to say something, but realized that I was late for my chatroom meeting with my internet friends"
See internet,bitch, goth, punk
a perfect example of an Internet Bitch is actually a person from my school, though i don't know who it is. Springfield Township High School In this definition they whine and complain because no one likes them.
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A browser which people who don't know better, or are too stubborn to realise that the Internet Explorer rendering engine 'Trident' renders +80% of sites incorrectly due to very poor standards compliance, and are scared to admit defeat, or believe Microsoft is actually good at producing closed source applications, which no-one can see the source to.
Comes as part of Microsoft's flagship opersting system Windows and by default is extremely unsecure, and will allow any unsusuecting user to download dialers and many other system integrity threatening applications.
IE is the reason why I can charge companies more for developing websites so they work with IE as well as with FireFox, Opera, Mozilla, Konqueror and even the text based 'lynx' browser.
During benchmark testing, Internet Explorer takes longer to start on an AMD processor running at 1400Mhz, than popular open-source alternative FireFox, which has been optimized for use on systems running an AMD processor.
"I'm sorry, but Internet Explorer support will cost at least 50 pound extra, since I have to format all my code specially for it."
"Internet Explorer is bad because it uses a lot of proprietary HTML tags that only work in Internet Explorer in an attempt to make sites developed for Internet Explorer, not work with any other browser."
"Damn Internet Explorer and it's damned WMF exploit!"
"Internet Explorer is closed source, and developers cannot audit the code themselves to check for 'features' Microsoft have put in so they can gain users personal information. The 'WMF Exploit' was one of these 'features' that Microsoft put in to allow someone to execute code remotely on a victims PC."
"People who use Internet Explorer are most commonly people who don't know better"
"While all security issues found with FireFox have been fixed by any member or developer of the open-source community, Internet Explorer users must wait for a vulnerability to be classed as 'Critical' before Microsoft will actually do anything about it."
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Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.
"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I'm an internet immigrant."
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a tool used for downloading a Web Browser such as Mozilla Firefox
* hey I used internet Explorer to get Firefox!
* but it crashed OVER 9000 times before it worked!
* i only got 256 viruses from it though!
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Something that isn't funny enough that you would laugh at it in real life, but is funny on the internet because you've just spent 30 minutes looking through inside jokes and other things that are NOT funny. lolling in Real Life is only acceptable for something that is internet funny.
Octocat is only internet funny
Things that are only funny because of someone else's pain are internet funny
4chan is internet funny
lolcats are sometimes real funny, but mostly internet funny
"Dude then I got totally gypped of all my money!"
"LOL!"
"Why are you laughing at my pain?!"
"I'm LOLLING at your pain. You see, its an important distinction."
"Oh OK"
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One who is a female that is met on the Internet. Also a female who, after significant correspondence over the Internet, gets a burning and passionate desire to meet online suitor in person by buying a plane ticket and visiting them, most typically in New York City.
Friend: "So Rob, when is your Internet chick coming to visit?"
Rob: "Who, Milwaukee Liz, Liz L. Whitefish Bay Liz, Indianapolis Liz, or any of the above Lizes?"
Friend: "Bingo, you got it."
Rob: "Labor Day weekend."
Friend: "Sweeeeeeeeeet."
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