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(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself
"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"
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When it rains on Christmas Day. This occurs when the local climate/conditions are not right for snow, which of course would be a "white Christmas".
Nah mate, Down Under we never get a white Christmas because it's summer. We do get a blue Christmas sometimes when it rains, though
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The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.
jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas
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- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
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Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well
O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight
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It's another name for a wet dream.
Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.
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When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?
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