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when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
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semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.
Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.
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1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
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when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.
I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.
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every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears
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a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.
That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!
Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?
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Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"
The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.
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