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Someone who smokes a lot of marijuana
That kid? He's blazed all the time, i'll tell you he's a regular joe brown.
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The joke is to trick someone into asking who Joe is.
Then you will say, Joe Mama
(Laughter will ensue)
"Did you see how Joe got a low score on the algebra test?"
"Who's Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
*Laughter ensues*
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If not, Joe Budden is one of the MOST Underrated lyricists to date. Born in Harlem, NY but raised in New Jersey but calls Jerz his home. He has plenty of lyrically insane tracks. Has beefed with The Game but has squashed that beef hopefully they can collab, but now he still has a score to settle with Lloyd Banks a member of G-Unit. He is who Joe Budden is addressing in the track "Dumb Out" which is highly thought to be his greatest punchline heavy freestyle to date. Signed to Def Jam, Joe Budden has put out his self titled album "Joe Budden" which sold horribly but as said by Jay-Z the album is a prime example of a hot lyricist facing bad promotion. He has also put out mixtapes Mood Muzik 1 & 2. Mood Muzik 2 is said to be a Mixtape Classic. It shows Joe Budden's is on top of his game. Tracks like the before mentioned "Dumb Out" was released under it. Others titled "Three Sides To A Story" "If I Die Tomorrow" "6 Minutes Of Death (Remix ft. Jae Millz & Stack Bundles)". Look out for an also promised Mood Muzik 3. Joe Budden's sophomore album "The Growth" is promised to be released this year. Cop that album!
Some of Joe Budden's hottest lines off Mood Muzik 2
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"Fiends treat the hood like it's Saw part 2 cause they just looking for needles" - Old School Mouse
"They know the hood is too poor to hire CSI, and Gil Grissom" - Old School Mouse
"And any beat I'ma air that, rappers just gotta wear that/
Foxy Brown should be the only one that can't hear that" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"You Terrel Owens them niggaz that wear eagles they don't even wanna fuck wit you" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"They ain't Super, or Luigi, or Mario, ain't found that power/
Plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower/" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"I'm the Million Dollar Baby, but I won't die tryna Box" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix)
"David Banner made it a time to play but I don't" - So Serious
"If I'm Window Shoppin, I'm prolli bout to rob that store" - Get It Poppin
"I'll take ya wig off and let you save it like Busta did" - Get It Poppin
"I worked hard to get here, now that I got here they want me gone/
They tryna treat Joe like a Yankee/" - World Takeover
"I piss in whatever subway your train of thought gotta run through" - World Takeover
"Who sees what I'm watchin, he ain't poppin'/
Don't deserve to drink water from the tub that I wash in/
WAIT, start again, it's a privilege to breath the same air that I farted in/
They want no parts with him/" - Dumb Out
"And these dudes might as well be Jamie Foxx
Trying to sound like somebody that already died" - Dumb Out
"Now if you don't sell 5 mill, they had enough of 'em/
Let me find out Hip Hop's turnin' Republican/" - Dumb Out
"Ain't gotta see Paul Wall, if you want somethin' shiney in your mouth" - Dumb Out
"If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin" - Dumb Out
"And these young mother fuckers, is about to fuck up/
Like leavin' they whole career in some bitch car/
No names, but it's no sublime/
Nigga you know who you are, I'll end it before it goes too far/
Your buz still fucked, you a liar money/
Joe's still spendin "Pump It Up", "Fire" money/" - Dumb Out
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1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group
2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.
3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.
1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe
Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?
Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute
2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?
Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe
3) Guy1: Hey Kyle
Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe
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Joe Bunga is god and i mean it he hes god
AY have seen The Joe Bunga Movie????????
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To be super involved... with online poker and madden. To prefer sitting on the couch over a large party, to prefer streak for the cash to an actual football game. To puke in the Rio, and Tony's when inebriated.
Yo, quit being such a Joe Lessard and come out tonight.
Me: Hey Joe Lessard come on we have class.
Joe: Naw man, I'm raking in virtual cash on the Online Series Texas Hold Em'
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In Fall Out Boy, if you haven't heard. The coolest, most amazing, sweetest, funniest person on earth. He has a 3 foot long fro. He's pretty bad ass. His guitar skills are amazing. Well dressed. Jew. Good lookin' (:
www.myspace.com/joethejeww
"Who is that guy with the tight jeans, fro, and guitar?"
"That's Joe Trohman."
"Oh, no wonder he looks so cool."
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