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hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot

"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"

by The Beegees June 21, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

by Peter ShenyΓ© June 10, 2008

15πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.

What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow

by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009

8πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


martin johnson

creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.

Oh man, did you see Martin Johnson on mtv, scared the willies out of me.

by gives up on names December 15, 2007

57πŸ‘ 259πŸ‘Ž


Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

by aznkutie November 11, 2008

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.

She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.

by the_bosshog February 28, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Benjamin Johnson

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

by X.2 August 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž