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Fuckin' drunk on any multitude of rums -- more distinct, Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry.
Vince, "Jumping ship," ran aground last night on Sailor Jerry when a chick dropped anchor on his drunken pass.
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Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.
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1.Going on a double blind date with your friend and taking the girl he likes before you have defined who is with who.
2. You and your friend just met two girls at the bar and he's really hitting it off with the girl you like. He's goes to the bathroom and you ditch the girl your with and start talking to his girl. Talking smak about him the whole time, so you can get the hookup.
This can also be applied to girls
" Dude I called the blonde, you claim jumped on me."
" Get over it, there ain't nuthin wrong with a claim jump
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Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.
Muhammed: I'm so depressed
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
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Not so far away as to delay a timely arrival; a short duration. More than two minutes, but less than a bit.
Don: Dave, the party has been bumpin' for like, an hour already! Where are you?
Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.
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A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.