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An angel, plain and simple. She makes all my worries vanish. She is the one who has my heart and who has my soul. She is my best friend and my other half. She came into my life just when I needed her, and she has done so much for me. I've talked with her until three in the morning, have laughed with her, have cried with her. I can be myself around her, and she accepts me for who I am. She boosts my confidence and makes me feel amazing inside. My heart warms up whenever she crosses my mind, and when I'm with her I'm in heaven. She is the best soulmate I could have asked for, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. And, of course, she is my lovebug.
Kelly is the best person I could have asked for to be with me forever and ever. I love you, lovebug.
Kelly loves the water and bakeries.
Kelly from the Deli with a big fat belly
Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the greatest husband to ever exist
Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.
Q: Which Kelly?
A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?