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When two of on duty KFC employees team up to take down a fugative using common fast food restaurant items like chairs, hot grease ect
Employee 1 - holy crap a fugative
Employee 2 - dang
both - "KENTUCKY FRIED TEAMWORK"
Fugative - OH SHIET
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Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.
Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.
Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.
Ryan: aw you got me.
Kyle: Fag
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a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.
Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night
Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.
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An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.
Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.
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The act of deficating in the trunk,or cab of one's car and letting it sit and boil in the heat of a long summer day.
Goddamnit, who kentucky car bombed me while I was at work?
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"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"
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when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!
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