Moose Knuckle

Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.

Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.

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Knuckle Dick

Someone being a complete dumb ass. Not brite. Says repeated dumb remarks.

Dude why did Bob stick his dick in the fuel tank? Hes a complete knuckle dick.

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Dick Knuckle

Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.

Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube

Person 2: Really? How'd it go?

Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.

Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?

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Knuckle dunker

Someone who reaches in between their legs, while sitting on the toilet, to wipe their butt.

“While Tyler was wiping, he reached in between and dunked his knuckles in the stinky stu water; he’s a knuckle dunker “

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Ugandan Knuckles

The most retarded, stupid, and overrated meme of all time.

Idiot 1: DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?

Idiot 2: HAHA UGANDAN KNUCKLES IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Smart Person: You guys are retarded.

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knuckle sandwich

what i give to ur mom's ass

My knuckle sandwich in your mother's anal orifice

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moose knuckle

the obese version of a camel toe. usallly refered to large woman wearing garments that don't fit properly in the crotch area. or also refered to as a front butt wedgie.

GUy 1: that girl over there looks so damn hungry!
Guy 2: howdo you know that?

Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle

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