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Low Information Voter

People who vote knowing little to nothing about the actual candidates as people; instead going by what they've heard in propaganda, who makes eloquent speeches, voting straight by party line, voting for candidates from whom they believe will give them special benefits, or who celebrities say to vote for.

Someone: I'm voting for who will pay my mortgage and get me a Obamaphone and Obamacard!

Someone: He gives such good speeches! Change we can believe in!

Someone else: I will be voting for the other candidate because I believe in more freedom, liberty and self-reliance. It must be embarrassing to always live off the taxpayer teet like you do. Maybe you're a low information voter...

by PlowTheWallDown! January 30, 2014

192πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


My battery is low

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.

β€œMy battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

by Opportunity February 17, 2019

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

by SkidMarkyMark January 29, 2007

85πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


All time low

meaning you have reached the lowest point in your life.

He's at an "all time low" really falling off.

by SouthernSlang August 5, 2009

388πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Low-balling

The act of covering your balls lower then they really are to make it look like you have a big penis.

"At our soccer game patrick kept low-balling because he has such a small dick"

by Jonah Brizzzown November 7, 2008

13πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


low key hoe

A hoe who isn't up front about it and tries to hide the fact that she is a hoe. She pretends like she isn't one.

that girl over there is a low key hoe

by drsundha November 14, 2014

35πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


low dog infidel

ALL ISLAMIC MUSLIM FILTH ARE LOW DOG INFIDELS AND UNCLEAN AND MUST DIE!!!

LOW DOG INFIDEL KAFIR!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž