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A suburb in the Detroit Area, White Lake is mostly populated with white trash who consider themselves "gangstas". One may find these rednecks parading about in unfashionably low pants and polos. They also sport very few teeth, and those that are remaining are atriously black. It has been said that at night, the couches and refridgerators planted on the dying lawns come alive and reproduce, placing their offspring on the innocent's landscaping. It is also extremely common to smell the aroma of burning garbage as early as five o'clock in the morning. This is because the city of White Lake does not repremand charring waste without a permit. The words "Oh, poor you." Are often followed after this location.
There go the White Lakians again, you know from White Lake, MI terrorizing the neighborhoods with Hickism.
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A place that if it was on a map would be as big as my pinky finger and the coolest place to hang out is the gas station. oh ya and also we go 2 basketball games and and watch them while sitting in lawn chairs.
idk my bff jill yep thats her name and she is my bff who lives in a place called The word is Elk lake.
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Storm Lake. Land of about 10,000 human creatures at a minimum. What do these people do on their weekends? Go to Sioux City? Not to Spencer, what is even in that mall anymore? Nah, if its summer they go downtown to drink. If they are college kids they go downtown to drink, or the local parties.If it is winter, guess what they do? Downtown to drink. High school reunion? Oh yeah, excuse to knit? Hell no, drink!! However is that what small towns are all about? Hell no! Project A Waste of Money, or AWAYSIS provide a great water resort named Kings Point. The meat packing plants provide the appropriate amount of pollution for the lake. The people on the outskirts of the city limits cry so they do not have to pay taxes all of the time, even though they are Storm Lakers. Great town to grow up in and visit your family in when you move the hell away from Storm Lake.
Suzie: Hey Paco, wanna hang out at my moms house?
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.
Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!
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When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.
Bon Appétit
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.
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Lake bernard Park is the bestplace in the world. Found in Sunridge Ontario Canada. You go in the summer it is beautiful there are dances parks a beach etc. It is not like camping at all really, you have hot water and hydro. IT IS AWESOME
Girl one: Where should I go this summer?
Girl two: Idk Disney Land
Girl one: I guess but I wanted somewhere better
Girl three: What about Lake Bernard Park
Girl one: Yes thats it I love your awesome idea
Girl Two: CAN I COME ?!?!?!!?!
both girls: Yes we wouldnt want you to miss it
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Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".
"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."
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