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A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities
Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.
When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.
Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log
A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)