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Tarp Your Load

Originally a sign along the highway to remind gardeners to cover the brush in their pickup on the way to the dump. Has come to mean to tell someone to stop complaining

"My knees and hips hurt when I run, and I am thirsty and sunburned"
"OMG, Tarp your Load"

by Plantgirl July 18, 2009

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3 load washer

Noun: The partner and cuckold of a woman that is a Triple Dipper (a woman that has sex with 3 men without washing up in between) and has sex with her or cleans it up.

“Damn that bitch is nasty, she’s a Triple Dipper!”
“You think that’s bad? Her man likes it, he’s a 3 load washer!”

by Mrs.A2Z April 16, 2022


Mountain load giver

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)

Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

by Lilrichard123 January 17, 2022


Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 16, 2011


frompy barbie load

A violent amount of genital excriment produced from an Amazon thot.

As she made me open wider, she blew her frompy barbie load down my gulllet.....

by Shefukshym July 15, 2018


hoof that pulpy load

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.

your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load

by leahbiiiiiiiia June 13, 2010


Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by *R* January 17, 2008

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