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A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.
Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.
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Magic Bush, the "God" of everything that lives and all that is dead.
Amazing at practically everything.
Spawner of the evil lord "Tupac" (not to be confused by the singer, Tupac, but another God from Era)
Magic Bush from Era.
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A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.
Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
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A group of people who play the card game Magic; the Gathering. Generally lacking all social skills and completely lacking hygiene, Magic players spend all of their money on cards instead of t-shirts to cover their hanging gut or shampoo to wash their greasy hair. Do not feel sorry for these people, they can afford to be clean, they just chose not to. They would have time to get laid, but again, they chose not to.
Wow, that guy really smells bad......he must be a magic player.
Magic Players are creepy.
He didn't buy shampoo this month because he spent all his money on Magic cards.
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You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I want you to be my magic lizard!
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Black Magic is a brand of griptape. It's really strong as really durable, which is why many consider is the best of it's kind. The griptape is only comes in the color black, and it retails for about $6 USD.
Skater 1: Damn, my griptape is peeling off again...
Skater 2: Ha, I haven't had to replace mine yet!
Skater 1: ...You must not skate very often...
Skater 2: No, I have Black Magic on it!
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