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Someone you've chosen to star in your own personal mental porn whether s/he is an actual porn star or just the cubicle dweller next to you.
I had chosen the hottie bar tender giving out free jello shots as my new mental porn star. I was having a series of fantastic scorgasms
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A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
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the type of people who don't even understand communism nor capitalism but have fallen victim to capitalist propaganda. capitalism, or crapitalism is a shit form of government that does not care about their people and will wage war with nations which disagree with them on some things. mentally deranged people are people who write define communism on the Urban Dictionary and write some shit like "no father figure", whilst a full essay on why capitalism sucks was written here too. nobody on this website even wrote a neutral viewpoint describing communism, having no jokes, just defining what it means. This is the society we live in. "Everyone elses opinion is wrong because I said so". on this website are a few ones "describing" communism and in them are only some "fatherless" memes or saying that theyre retarded. Our society is becoming worse by the milisecond. we have to realize that capitalism is not natural. It only cares about profit and lying to their people. Yeah, some communists did that a lot worse than capitalism could ever do (like for say, Stalin or Mao), but youre not better than them if you act like they did. it is estimated that over 650 milion people died from capitalist yoke like being fired from your job by a mean boss or being kicked out from your house by your parasitic landlord.
Person 1: "Communism is fatherless"
Person 2: "Go fuck yourself it isnt funny youre the most mentally deranged person from the most mentally deranged people ever how about you learn what it is stupid peice of capitalist shit"
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state of euphoria created mainly by alcohol but influenced directly by people,drugs,and lack of thought.
whats goin on tonight?
i heard there was a big shiny barrel hypnotizing our friends
sweeet
keg party mentality
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The worst fucking place on the internet. Everyone in it has some form of STD.
Oxygens Mental Hospital is probably on fire right now.
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When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
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A Pro Sports mentality is when you don't want to work more than two hours a day and six months a year and make $50 million a year.
Those who are incapable of attaining that level of mentality are also known as Meth Dealer mentality, which is sometimes what a Pro Sports Mentality becomes when they finally realize they got no game.
Jackson was under the impression that he was not going to take the $65,000 a year job, cause he got Pro Sports Mentality and would rather wait around for the big gig.
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