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The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.
I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.
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When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.
Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.
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mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...
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a dish that is also known as bull testicles
Bill: Everyone is eating rocky mountain oysters aka bull testys
Mike: Lets try to find the fag eating his penis
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the land north of india where all the asians come together and do their thing.
Toral and Miranda partied in the cum drop mountains
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Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.
guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.
cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"
guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.
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The act of eating your fat girlfriend's puke as it slides down her humongous stomach and into your mouth, waiting at the belly button.
Jill had a fun time giving her boyfriend a slippery Mountain-Slide Delight.
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