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The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm
you like muffin pirates don't you haha.
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.
Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?
Because that pussy is always so wet!
The best food ever created!!
You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll