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Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.
A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!
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The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.
"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."
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The act of someone acting like a complete retard only to destroy his own reputation in attempt to gaining one
kid: Hello folks, i am your nerf ninja
others: wow, what a faggot
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any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary
I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus last night.
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A synonym for something so kickass it could only be Halo 2. Stems from a speech by Jason Jones.
"Halo 2 is alot like Halo 1, except it's Halo 1 on fire going 120 miles per hour through a hospital zone chased by helicopters and ninjas. And the ninjas are all on fire too."
-Jason Jones
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The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
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originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead
Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!
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