Hello, my name is

... fill in the blank with whatever you want people to call you today.

Typical name tag wording intended as an icebreaker for chit chat at any function, meeting, or party at which many of the guests are unfamiliar with each other.

"HELLO, MY NAME IS Chingo Bolamongo," read the name label on the keynote speaker's lapel.

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(Insert Name Here)

A dick who decides to either create a glowing definition of himself on Urban Dictionary, or looks up his own name on aforementioned site.

You're trying to find your name, huh? You vane (insert name here)!

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name smushing

The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.

Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.

Cutesy name smushing is annoying, but so are obscure pairing names like The Government Stole My Toad.

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good name

Its a name that ISN'T James Charles

Some rando:Hi what's your name?
Hooman:Kayla
The same rando:You have a good name!

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Name Moderator

An Urban Dictionary moderator that finds and rejects definitions from cock-ass teenagers who try to post their friends names or their own name on Urban Dictionary.

John is a name moderator and has rejected the following: Joshua, Ian, John, and Ella

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Full name

When your parents say your full name you know your screwed

Jonathan Matthew Erik come Down here right now this is when Jon realized he is screwed and said you know your screwed if your parents say your full name

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tripp name

I fat ass bitch that sucks cock for a living. A fat soccer ball. I white want a be Eminem. Staring at Marlana pussy.

Tripp name is a fat ass bitch that sucks cock

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