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bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 07, 2008


Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 06, 2014


Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020


bum a lift

To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.

Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?

by Simple-UK September 19, 2020


bum clap

When two bum cheeks slap together as air is passed through the anus.

Jerry just had the loudest bum clap.

by LaLa1982 March 08, 2014


Bum-soot

bum-soot The fine particles of fecal residue generated by excessive farting or crevace sweat.

I farted so much I left bum-soot in my jockeys!

by Simpsonatti June 09, 2019


Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 06, 2012