holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

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holy crap

after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it

my crap is so holy is funny

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Sounds like crap

Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".

Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.

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Crap-tinted Glasses

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.

Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

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steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

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crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

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Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

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