Random
Source Code
Random
A black male anally fucks a white girl, mexican girl, muslim girl, and an asian girl. After ejaculation in each ass the girl then shits into a slush puppy cup. After all the shit is collected, the girls drink up.
DeSean: What is your favorite slush puppy flavor?
Megan: An Interracial Slush Puppy.
DeSean: Stay thirsty my friends.
10👍 9👎
Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal
A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"
6👍 5👎
1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.
2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?
-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.
-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?
-It's an epidemic.
5👍 4👎
When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick
I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.
Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.
The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.
Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.
Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*