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When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.
The german scoop grew me a beard.
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Piss. Originating from the fact that actual German beer just tastes like someone pissed in some fizzy water, also the stereotype of piss in German sex/porn. Can also be used as another term for a golden shower.
I had some pretty kinky sex last night, she was really into German beer.
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The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.
"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."
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When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth
Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day
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The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.
Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"
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the act of punching someone in the leg, but not with a fist, with a dick.
i just gave your mom a german charlie horse
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Another term for a circumcised penis.
This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.
Jane: are you circumcised?
John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.
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