ass nuts

when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts

did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?

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Flex Nuts

The act of emitting a sense of power towards a weaker person. To be overbearing or dominating towards an individual or group of people.

"Jason tried to flex nuts and got beat down."

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stank nuts

When you have opportunity for several days off from work/school/any type of responsibility spent partying, eating, watching TV, sleeping, etc., but NOT showering, and wearing the same shorts/sweatpants during said time. Thusly creating a dinstinct odor to arise when getting up from the couch/chair. The odor, of course, eminating from one's stank nuts.

Dave-Hey man, why don't you come over and chill, I ain't seen ya in like 4 days!
Mike-Ok, but first I gotta get a shower to get ridda my stank nuts.

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Conspiracy Nut

n.

1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.

2) Kathaksung

If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.

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nutting in the mouth

the act of ejaculation in another person's mouth

"He totally nutted into my mouth without permission....ew!"

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deez nuts

exchange student

Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS

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Nut Video

One of the most heinous and intimate things a man can do when sexting a girl. Some might think it's flirtatious while others consider it too extreme of an online sexual act. One thing is clear; whoever engages in sending a nut video was way too horny.

"We were sexting all night and I sent her a nut video"
"Bro a nut video?? Damn son you was HORNY horny huh"

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