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Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.
I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.
The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.
holy fuck, holy fuck, this place makes me want to fucking kill myself,
the people at this school suck, the teachers care 10x more about your uniform than school work. the chinese classes suck aswell, you literally do nothing but worksheets and sometimes watch a video. so much fucking transphobia and homophobia, teacher's say they're doing shit but i still get into fights with homophobes. i havent been to a single class without someone saying the f slur or the n-word. instead of trying to help the people who crack(get mad, start a fight) they just give you a detention
mr mkcay is awesome tho also theyrs this cross eyed bitch who has no compassion and also she's cross eyed
"did you go to officer secondary college?" -person 1
"i hate all gay people and anyone who isn't white" -person 2
"so you did?" -person 1
"yes" -person 2
The trophy that is handed out at TRIES on an almost daily basis for the best comment of the day.
Here, The Dave, have the office trophy, AGAIN
The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?
Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here