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"ughhh canola oil needs to stop forgetting that she's an artist"
Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil
Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.
Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!
The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.
He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.
The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
The sweat that congeals under your balls
I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn
I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy
I can't stop drinking crude oil