oil up for daddy

Oil up for daddy is typically said your mate who is a quote unquote "straight" male but in turn this person actually touches you all the time and tries to get "freaky" with you. When he says this he sometimes says "No I don't actually want you to oil up" but regardless of that he will never say that he's not your daddy. So pretty much this means he DOES want you to oil up and he DOES want to be your sugar daddy.

Mate: "Oil up for daddy"
You: "Woahhh kinda gay buddy"
Mate: "Noooo I don't actually want you to oil up that would be gay"

Tirupati Edible Oil

Your hot friend with a bubbly personality. The Bonnie to your Clyde.

Your healthy partner in your food journey. Your pick me on a stressful day.

"It's 4pm, time for some chai and pakoda, bring out Tirupati Edible Oil."

Oil Siblings

Special bond between a guy and a girl created after both of them have had, alternatively or simultaneously, sexual intercourse with the same girl.

-Hey, Monica, guess who I tapped last night!

-Who?
-Jessica!
-No way, I did her last month. We're oil siblings!

Cock Oil

A Euphemism for for semen. Cock oil refers to the medicinal use of Semen

"I have a sore throat", "You know what fixes that don't you"..... "A Batch of Cock Oil"

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

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Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.