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Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.

Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!

by R&A4eva December 6, 2010


north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto August 3, 2013


dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015


Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.

Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”

by MacReady95 June 12, 2023


South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

by yakeyT July 23, 2019


Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3

Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!

by Southsidethief August 2, 2021


Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022