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The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.
I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.
Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.
Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.
One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜
I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!
lazy..person..lol is my idol
hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol
A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree
Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree
The term used to describe a lazy peace of shit who can’t be asked to do anything, that always copy people’s work and don’t do stuff for other people.
That guy was a lazy Lopez for not wanting to help me!