When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion
Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!
The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein
Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!
Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".
Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?
Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"
Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"
Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"
She's got a stink pussy , she's got an Onion Budgeee.
That girl over there has a Onion Budgee.
i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:
No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️