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when a guy invites two girls who he is trying to hook up with to the same party. instead of both girls getting offended and losing interest in the guy for attempting to have two dates, the girls become more attracted to the guy as they battle for his attention.
Damn, look at Jamie over there with natalie AND emily on either shoulder, meanwhile I'm standing here with my dick in my hand while my date is flirting with Nik." "Dude, I tried telling you, next time you gotta stir the pot.
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a person hu smokes lodsa weed n der alwys buzzin
pothead: "yeh i wnt sum hehehehehehehehehehe ..." (falls off his chair laughin)
Bob: "it woznt sposd 2 b funi u fuckin pot head"
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some one that is in love with harry potter
My brother is a total pot head. He's already seen the deathly hallows like 6 times.
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One who is an expert on the practice and etiquette of smoking Marijuana.
To smoke marijuana occasionally makes you a stoner, but to become a real Pot-spert, you must smoke it daily and religiously. A ritual that is accompanied by it's own customs and cultural practices.
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A guy who likes the tits of cows! often refered to as a farmer who is lonely and cant get a date!
Get that piss pot away from my cows!
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A male, prefers wearing short shorts, often with no shirt. Very attractive to the ladies and know for having red-ish hair (see ginger)
Brandon Sagnella is such a sex pot.
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Pot Head: A person who would find nothing better then to find some smoke, so much so that he or she becomes frantic about finding said pot. A pot head is someone who spends every last penny he or she has just to get high. They enjoy a good high and are the most likely to try other stronger drugs.
1.Dude I really need some weed.
2.Man I have been looking for some pot all night long, I am going crazy.
3.(Pothead) Hey can I get a hit off of that, I really need it.
(Smoker) No way, you didn’t put in on this you fucking pot head.
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