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When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
When you have sex with all of the seven dwarfs.... And do grumpy twice on a sunday
Ah mate, I'm on my way to the perfect seven. Watch yourself grumpy
Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason
"That girl is painfully perfect!"
"What does that mean!?"
"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"
when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.
artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.
friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.
A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.
Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one
About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.
I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck.
Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.
Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"