Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.
"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."
"He's laying pipe.
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taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda
I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!
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When your whore girlfriend takes a disgusting foul smelling shit on your boner.
Tony: Amanda is such a whore!!!
Micheal: What did she do?
Tony: She totally sewage piped me!!!
Micheal: Wow, what a whore
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A slang term for performing oral sex on a male individual.
Little Timmy was walking down the street one day, when a prostitute offered him a pro pipe for $5.
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Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.
"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."
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A washed up, old spinster with unquestionable hygene difficiencies and garage door-sized (two bay) figure. Like the Old Stove, the Hash Pipe is prone to frequent in value-brand hotel bars and chain restaurants.
That hash pipe just stole my bar stool!
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(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
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