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The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;
The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore
The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.
- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.
People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.
Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.
Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.
Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"