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Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”
“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."
When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.
Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!
Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!
Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
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Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.
Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had
Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.
Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked
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Someone desperate to look fit and strong to the world, and like anything that isn't a poodle.
You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.
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The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.
Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.
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To make a girl scream when referring to sex, a friend may be doing that night with his chick.
Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?
Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend
Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.
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A loud, har fart that vibrates the floor and can be felt by the people sitting next to you.
Your Friend - "Man, I felf that ground n' pound come from your asshole and it smells really bad too!"
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