Put yourself about

Make Yourself useful, when someone is trying too hard, or not trying hard enough - they should be instructed to put yourself about.

'mate are you still talking to that girl? #putyourselfabout'

or

'mate you still haven't spoken to that girl? put yourself about!"

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up with the put-down

To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situation.

Character 1: "What? I doooon't get iiiittt...?!?!"
Character 2: "OMFG, grrrrlllll, get up with the fxing put-down. here's how it's done..."

Scene Kids on the Street: *RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE. GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP. SEX SEX SEX. PARAPHANELIA, PEDOPHILIA, DRUG ABUSE*

Street Cop Strolling By: "Wow, great job staying up with the put-down, kids. Keep it up!"

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Put 'em up

A phrase uttered by the beast know as dylanious laverneous. Meant as a mating call, or just some form of ear rape. The creature will also violently rub it's nipples with sandpaper whilst saying the phrase. Children ages 12 - 13 speak this phrase to mock the beast.

dylanious laverneous: Put 'em up! *rubs nipples*
Gabe and Brian: STFU.
dylanious laverneous: *cries whilst continuing to rub nipples*

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Putting in Some Insulation

The act of one guy doing another guy in the Anus

While Frank was Putting in Some Insulation Eric was grabbing his ankles and screaming like a little girl.

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put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

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Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

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put the belt in the bag

1:To get something done
2:To do a girl

1:"Go score a goal", "dont worry I'll put the belt in the bag"
2:"How did you do with that girl last night?", "Lets just say I put the belt in the bag"

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