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Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.

"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."

by oMmYnOmMy May 21, 2019


Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

by #roastbeeftakeout February 20, 2016


Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.

Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020


carolina pig roast

an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.

yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night

no way man that’s crazy congrats

by hap gilmore March 31, 2021


roast bait

Some one who is easy to roast

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !

by Litt gurl May 31, 2017


roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken April 4, 2016


Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.

“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question”

by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024