When a man engages in sex with a woman, and takes the lubricant from the woman's vagina and smears a unibrow on another person with the lubricant.
That Royal Charles was very sticky, but left an akward unibrow.
The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
The act of pooping directly into someone's butthole and then they poop that poop out into the persons mouth while they sing Hello by Adele.
Man last night I gave Tina a royal shawn. Her singing voice is beautiful.
the royal bomber is represented in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE). it is basically the new guardians of the isle
(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)
random admission: OMG ITS A KC!!!!!!
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI
RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber
RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber
the royal bombers are terrorists in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE).
"i just got promoted to a royal bomber! i can now commit terrorism!"
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.