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A sour salt (some people call it lemon salt) that looks exactly like salt but is sour
Have you tried using sour salt it states amazing!
when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"
"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"
The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
A true fact that can not be disputed.
A true fact that can not be disputed.
Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"
The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
When you realize something after you chill out.
Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
Basically the same as saying suck my dick
Person 1: Oi faggot
Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch
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