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What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.
So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.
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something that is so fucked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.
dave peeing in that gurls but was more fucked up then a soup sandwich
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When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.
Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."
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The act of consuming an ice cream sandwich while taking a shit. Derived from the German scheisse and the American ice cream sandwich
Man, some people think it's gross to eat and shit at the same time..but i'm a proud member of the Scheisscream Sandwich Club
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Made solely from plain white bread and one slice of processed cheese, it is typically a sandwich eaten by someone who has hit rock bottom. The only additional ingredient allowed beyond bread and processed cheese is hot sauce; however, this changes the title to "spicy bum sandwich". Other abbreviations include: Hot bum sandwich (microwaved), Toasted bum sandwich (toasted white bread) or the famous one slice folded over version "the bum foldwich".
"Whats for lunch asshole?" "Bum sandwiches and liquor. Then I'm going to the dump to shoot rats."
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A Sandwich Boy is the term used by the Roman Catholic Clergy to describe a mind control sex slave. The Sandwich Boy programming can be installed in a matter of minutes using subliminal symbols installed in a movie or video. the trigger for the program is a kiss placed upon the victim. The victim is usually startled by an approach and opens his mouth to gasp. The tongue of the handler is inserted into the mouth of the victim and is rubbed on the victim's palette while at the same time a pinch is placed on the back of the neck. After this the Sandwich Boy becomes a sex slave and must do what ever the handler desires because the feeling to climax a sex act is so over-powering much like a heroin addiction, but worse. The handler can present the victim with any task he wishes...maybe deliver a message or perform a robbery. Afterwords, orgasm is promised and upon fulfillment the victim has no memory of events from beginning to end.
Examples of this programming surface in victim accounts of prolonged sexual abuse spanning years which are common within the Catholic Archdiocese as this programming was in the hands of Roman Catholic priests as well as others. A common joke among priests, "never mind the sandwich, just bring me the sandwich boy." Various sandwiches are used in programming for various sex acts.
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When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.
"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"
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