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The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider
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A female so ugly that it could only come from the furthest, deepest, darkest area of the sea.
Glad to see that you scored with it came from the sea last night, she was a real looker.
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Preforming oral sex on a female counter part while she is on her monthly cycle
What the hell? u just drank her red sea
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A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.
An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.
"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."
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A girls that's really big like one of the whales at Sea World and even though she's really big she insists on wearing skimpy items of clothing.
Person 1: Did you see that big girl yesterday with the mini skirt.
Person 2: Yeah what a sea world bitch!
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A term used to describe the hair on your ass after a long, sweaty and usually hot day.
Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?
Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!
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Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.
Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.
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