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doesn't shake a tree

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!

I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!

by Momandcadenrock April 6, 2018


shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

by Barkmenter September 23, 2018


Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 18, 2018


Southside Hand shake

A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.

I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!

by THE Tommy Ballgame August 24, 2010


wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014

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mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 6, 2006

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Steak n Shake

Resturaunt with the best complimentary hats

Look at that hat man he must have gone to Steak n Shake

by herpnandaderpn November 5, 2013

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