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A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :
Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.
Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.
Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
A man swims on his back naked with a hardon, masturbating, in any body of water.
Did you see that guy reverse sharking?
When one unintentionally does something very impressive.
In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.
OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!
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One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.
Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!
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Gay, especialy in the cruising, predatory sense
Don't send your little bro for the stuff, the dude is a hard core butt shark!
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1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.
1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.
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