Shoddy Shot

A shot of alcohol using a weak alcohol not intended for shots Eg. Beer not vodka, Cruisers not spirits etc. Shoddy is known to mean Bad, useless or crappy.

"hit us with a shot"
"but we dont have no Vodka"
"well just make a shoddy shot"

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Shirt Shot

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.

"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"

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ranger shot

A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.

Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.

This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.

Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.

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phone shot

Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.

Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.

"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"

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Shitter shot

A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.

Lisa must live in a bathroom because all of her profile pictures are shitter shots.

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chip shot

A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.

That girl we saw yesterday was a chip shot.

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Twin Shot

A Twin Shot is when 2 people interlock arms and drink a shot at the same time.

Guy 1: Man me and Mike hit a Twin Shot last night
Guy 2: Damn man wish I was with you guys.