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When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.
A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.
“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”
One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek
Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!
yummy shrek is when something is extremely good or nice.
Person 1: We're having pasta for dinner
Person 2: Yummy shrek
Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek