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A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
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Noun: Referring to the sudden changes of a true gentleman as he falls asleep. Upon r.e.m. sleep pattern the person begins to grope & fondle uncontrollably. Usually due to overbearing subconscious attraction towards an extremely attractive female.
Sleep Creeper: Karrie and Chad work together, though they are attracted to each other they also know that outstanding circumstances prohibit them from perusing their carnal desires. Karrie ask to hang out with Chad. Chad agrees knowing that she just wants a promotion. Karrie gets chad drunk Chad holds Karrie and falls asleep. Upon falling asleep he begins fondling her to the point she goes crazy and leaves him by his lonesome, Chad has no recollection of the event.
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when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have sexual intercourse with them. Only works if the one doing action is a boy.
Last night I was super horny, so before Linda fell asleep she said I could sleep assault.
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After you wake up from sleeping and you lay in bed with complete silence relaxing. The only activity that can be done between is a morning pee. you must return to your bed and lay down for it to be fat sleep.
Joe woke up and layed in his bed fat sleeping for two hours, adding to his sloth like ways.
Joe: I fat slept for like 3 hours
Mike: You're a real slothman and a FOF to boot.
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When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.
I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.
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referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.
"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"
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The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
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