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When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.
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"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"
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A person who is playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. Who Brutally Overuses the smash ball, constantly gets it, Always wins with it but cannot win any other way.
My friend Robert IS a Total Smash-Whore!!!!
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Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
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Idiomatic expression; English.
Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.
2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
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The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio
Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf
Person A: what..?
Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
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commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
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