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Soccer

Means football but how idiots call it

I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football

by actually no name June 17, 2021


Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025


Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018


soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood January 07, 2016


clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 03, 2007


bad at soccer

Gets an obserd amount of females daily

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022


Bad at soccer

Gets an insured amount of females

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022