Spam Hunt

where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.

the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.

dude, we need a shitload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don't be a pussy.

she-spam

An absolute cluster fuck of messages or text from a woman, usually in full caps

"FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"
"geez talk about she-spam..."

spam comedian

boy/girl with a spam that’s overly funny

bobby is the best spam comedian of all time

Spam Nation

The secret organization running the entire world led by our glorious leader Spamuel Wemg VI. Alan Kerr is homeless and the lowest ranked in the nation brodie got no money LOL. He lives in MULCH LOL. Jason cha ching runs the economy of the spam nation he is spam fan. Firelightning is the lightning person he like fights people ion know. Opeg is spam fan person, high ranking in the hierarchy. JS is there.

SPAM NATION BEST NATION (Michael Baldus)

spam musibis

A Hawaiian lunch or snack

Mmmm this spam musibis is good

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.

@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post